Talk about a talking cunt

 
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TODAY I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO EVA.
EVA IS MY BEAUTIFUL PSYCHIATRIST.
HELLO VINCENT, COME IN.
SO VINCENT, TO WHOM WHERE YOU TALKING AT THE DOOR.
TO THE READERS OF MY WEB COMIC.
YOU HAVE A WEB COMIC?
HM, INTERESTING
CAN YOU LOOK IT UP FOR ME? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT YOU HAVE MADE.
OF COURSE, IT'S ON MY OWN WEBSITE
THE TALKING CUNT?
IS THAT ONE OF YOUR FANTASIES? HAVING FRENCH KISSES BETWEEN
THE LEGS OF A WOMAN?
NO, IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BEARD.
PEOPLE SOMETIMES SAY THAT BEARDS LOOK LIKE TALKING CUNTS.
THAT JOKE WAS MADE BY YOUP VAN HET HEK IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY.
BUT THAT WAS ABOUT MEN WITH
GOATEE BEARDS WAS IT NOT?
WAIT, I CAN FIX IT FOR YOU.
NORMALLY I USE THIS
TO SHAVE MY LEGS
WOW, THAT'S KINKY!
YOU SEE VINCENT? NOW YOU'RE
A REAL WALKING, TALKING CUNT.
HOW DO YOU FEEL?
REALLY HORNY!
 
 

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