A cure for baldness

 
 
SOON, NEW DEVELOPMENTS IN
STEM CELL RESEARCH WILL MAKE IT POSSIBLE TO CURE YOUR BALD HEAD.
IT WILL BE POSSIBLE TO GROW
A NIPPLE ON YOUR HEAD.
OKAY, THAT MIGHT LOOK
A BIT STRANGE.
BUT IF YOU GROW MULTIPLE
NIPPLES ON YOUR HEAD,
IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE HAIR.
JUST THINK HOW NICE IT WILL BE,
TO RUN WITH YOUR FINGERS
THROUGH YOUR NEW HAIR.